Humor Helps...

You have to love British humor!  
These are classified ads, actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:

Free Yorkshire Terrier.
89 years old.
Hateful little mutt.
Bites!

Free Puppies
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

Free Puppies.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

Joining Nudist Colony!
Must sell washer and dryer 100 pounds.

Wedding Dress for Sale.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

For Sale by Owner.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.  200 pounds or best offer.  No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything...

(copied from "Inside the Gates", ELCC)

...Let the stress go!